October 28, 2004

Bush denies Boston victory, still on pitcher's mound

"He can run, but he can't hide from this pitch! The Cardinals won last night! Am I not still on the mound? And I'll stay on this mound until the job is done. My opponent, you see him up to bat, then you see him grab a glove and run out to the outfield, back and forth, flipping and flopping! Where do you stand, Mr. Kerry? Saw him put ketchup on his ballpark frank too, heh, heh. You see, Kerry wants us to live in a time when the Curse of the Bambino is just a 'nuisance.' The curse is real my friends, and unless you keep me on this mound, we'll all feel the curse!"

Posted by Corey Anderson at October 28, 2004 09:12 AM

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