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September 02, 2004
« August 24, 2004 | Main | September 06, 2004 »Dixiecrat goes nutzoid!
Republican delegates were stunned and slightly amused last night when Dixiecrat Zell Miller's frenzied and exasperating speech culminated in him grabbing John Kerry's disembodied head, ripping the back of its skull off with his dentures and eating his brains. Gray matter and chunks of old-man spittle covered the first three rows of delegates, who were holding up a plastic tarp as if they were at a Gallagher show. Miller was then led off stage by thunderous applause, having caught the scent of Mary Cheney in the Vice President's skybox.
Posted by Corey Anderson at September 02, 2004 10:44 AM
